Plug It Up.

Plug It Up.

fagsindubai:

oprah was not here for her shit and gaga just looks like a fat kid in a bakery

“Oh yeah, that was the time I ripped off Annie Lennox.”  DERP

(via slyfggt)

justlearningasigo:

porkfriedbryce:

jerkidiot:

actually the worst acting in the fuckin world

SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT

IM LAUGHING AND BECOMING GAYER SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY

(via slyfggt)

fuckyeahjenkirkman:


Let’s never forget Sharon. Never.

fuckyeahjenkirkman:

Let’s never forget Sharon. Never.

Goodbye Horses

Goodbye Horses

slyfggt:

need to have this tattooed in script on my bicep 

slyfggt:

need to have this tattooed in script on my bicep 

tyleroakley asked: You sure showed me!

Tyler Oakley is trolling Tumblr.  His parents must be so proud of him.  Go grab so more free Taco Bell and enjoy your IBS.  

Deleting A Post As Soon As I See Tyler Oakley Has Commented On It

Fuck that trash bag.

slyfggt:

there’s gonna be a whole lot of anal 

slyfggt:

there’s gonna be a whole lot of anal 

slyfggt:

Brad Pitt or Kidd Rock? 

How to be a man: cheat on your wife with a home-wrecking whore…

slyfggt:

Brad Pitt or Kidd Rock? 

How to be a man: cheat on your wife with a home-wrecking whore…

smile more since this world doesn't need another bitter cunt

just the demented ramblings, filth, infrequent genius, and happiness i have in my life, which for some reason I disseminate to you (because I'm a whore and I have to give it all away)

twitter.com/thedjandi

view archive



really, ask me anything. there is nothing too shocking for me