oprah was not here for her shit and gaga just looks like a fat kid in a bakery
“Oh yeah, that was the time I ripped off Annie Lennox.” DERP
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Apparently when police arrived, she wasn’t in the lobby anymore. So, the police say they went to her apartment with the doorman and knock on the door. Police say Bynes let them inside, but that there was a bong in plain sight. She apparently realized officers could see it and then allegedly threw the bong out the window, which was on the 36th floor.Who throws a bong from the 36th floor?!?
Gurl.
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actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT
IM LAUGHING AND BECOMING GAYER SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY
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Governor of Texas and failed GOP 2012 Presidential candidate Rick Perry took to Twitter this morning to pray to the Lord Almighty that the Boy Scouts of America uphold the teachings of Jesus and discriminate against those filthy, filthy gays.
Rick Perry got his way…SORT OF. The Boy…
tyleroakley asked: You sure showed me!
Tyler Oakley is trolling Tumblr. His parents must be so proud of him. Go grab so more free Taco Bell and enjoy your IBS.
For most of Monday, the following hashtag was trending in the United States:
#WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker. Interesting…
@JDun1989, the guy who started the hashtag, probably should’ve paid more attention in class as the grammatically correct way of putting it is”When I See AN Obama…
I really fucking hate idiotic conservatives (isn’t that all conservatives?)
just the demented ramblings, filth, infrequent genius, and happiness i have in my life, which for some reason I disseminate to you (because I'm a whore and I have to give it all away)