good times.

Prodigal Sam: On Recycling Tweets & Reusing Joke Formats

Ok so if you’ve followed me on Twitter for more than a month you’ve probably noticed that I recycle a lot of tweets and reuse a lot of joke formats. In fact it gets pointed out to me almost every day, sometimes in ways that make me turn in to Chris BLOCK, and other times in ways that seem…

Is this your excuse for stealing jokes? Stealing tweets? I am sure every real comedian in the world would like to tell you a little something about creating original jokes.

05/26/13

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05/25/13

craicvial:

I’m done for the day, goodbye.

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05/25/13

THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN
ALL OF THE AWARDS.

THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN

ALL OF THE AWARDS.

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05/25/13

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05/25/13

floptina:

dankteen:

Amanda Bynes for Versace

neo soft grunge

Twerking

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05/24/13

Role Model.

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05/24/13

Duckface, hunty!

05/24/13

Plug It Up.

05/23/13

fagsindubai:

oprah was not here for her shit and gaga just looks like a fat kid in a bakery

“Oh yeah, that was the time I ripped off Annie Lennox.” DERP

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05/23/13

In other (far less important) news: Amanda Bynes arrested in Midtown, allegedly throws bong out window

bobbycaputo:

Apparently when police arrived, she wasn’t in the lobby anymore. So, the police say they went to her apartment with the doorman and knock on the door. Police say Bynes let them inside, but that there was a bong in plain sight. She apparently realized officers could see it and then allegedly threw the bong out the window, which was on the 36th floor.

Who throws a bong from the 36th floor?!?

Gurl.

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05/23/13

justlearningasigo:

porkfriedbryce:

jerkidiot:

actually the worst acting in the fuckin world

SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT

IM LAUGHING AND BECOMING GAYER SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY

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05/23/13

Public Shaming: Hateful Bigots Think Gay Children Will Destroy The Boy Scouts

publicshaming:

Governor of Texas and failed GOP 2012 Presidential candidate Rick Perry took to Twitter this morning to pray to the Lord Almighty that the Boy Scouts of America uphold the teachings of Jesus and discriminate against those filthy, filthy gays.

Rick Perry got his way…SORT OF. The Boy…

05/23/13

fuckyeahjenkirkman:

Let’s never forget Sharon. Never.

05/23/13

assgod:

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05/23/13

good times.

really, ask me anything. there is nothing too shocking for me