officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

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Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

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gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

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jackpowerx:

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

A profound lack of self-awareness exhibited by the straight male.

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jamespmberry:

bareback—contessa:

Remember that time Parker Posey was robbed of an Oscar?

Her entire character was very formative in my homosexuality.

jamespmberry:

bareback—contessa:

Remember that time Parker Posey was robbed of an Oscar?

Her entire character was very formative in my homosexuality.

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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